Uneducated Fool


"Uneducated Fool" is an insult said by Georges St-Pierre to his opponent Nick Diaz in the build up to their UFC 158 championship bout. GSP, who is a native French speaker speaking English as a second language, often says things that anglophones find humorous because his attempted insults are softened in translation. For more Awkward GSP insults, see "I'm not impressed with your performance."


Nick Diaz: "If I had that much money I'd be fucking pampering myself the fuck up! I'd be having fucking bitches pampering my shit left and fucking right!" Georges St-Pierre: "Let me tell you something you uneducated fool. I have not always been rich. I started from the bottom. I make myself. I worked very hard to be where I am right now."


GSP calls Nick Diaz an uneducated fool

Nick Diaz on GSP calling him Uneducated fool



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By theconstantines Jun. 5th 2024




MORE FIGHT WORDS

Pride Month


June is Pride Month, where MMA fans celebrate Pride Fighting Championships, a Japanese mixed martial arts promotion that operated for ten years, from 1997 to 2007. Pride was home to some of the most famous fighters of that era, including Mirko Cro Cop, Rampage Jackson and Wanderlei Silva. The PRIDE ruleset was also more permissive than UFC MMA, permitting soccer kicks, stomps and knees to downed opponents and body slams directly in the head ("spiking").


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Touch Butt In The Park


Conor McGregor posted videos of himself doing some atypical training in a park with his 'movement' coach Ido Portal. During a heated press conference for UFC 196, Nate Diaz made fun of this, coining a legendary phrase "Touch Butt In The Park"


Conor McGregor: "Who the hell do you train with? I'd slap the hell off your whole team, including you and your big brother!" Nate Diaz: "Your playing touch-butt with that Dork in the park (with the pony tail). And I'm the one who ain't got no training partners?"


UFC 196: Nate Diaz Says Conor McGregor Just Plays “Touch Butt;” Conor Says He’ll Eat Nate’s Carcass

Conor "touch butt" Mcgregor training with Artem and ponytail weirdo in the park



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Sea Level Cain


Sea Level Cain is Cain Velasquez at his best - at sea level. Cain Velasquez is known for having great cardio, but when he fought in Mexico City, which is at very high altitude, he gassed out early and lost to Fabricio Werdum. People think it must have been the altitude, so Sea Level Cain is born.


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Stockton Slap


A signature move of fighters Nick and Nate Diaz. The brothers often open hand slap their opponents during MMA fights, a move named after their hometown, Stockton, California.


(Nick Diaz slaps Carlos Condit during UFC 143 main event.) Joe Rogan: "We've never seen anybody do that to Carlos Condit before." Mike Goldberg: "That was the Stockton Slap."


STOCKTON SLAP BY DIAZ BROTHERS

Nick Diaz - Stockton Slap



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Marketable


When a Women's MMA fighter is also attractive.


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Synonyms for hitting or KO'ing an opponent


Cracked'm Merked'm Dinged'm Slept'm Whacked'm Crumbled'm Folded'm Deleted'm Melted'm Starched'm Faceplanted'm Nerfed'm Smashed'm Blasted'm Wasted'm Clocked'm Flatened'm Brained'm Folded'm Smoked'm Dented'm Sent'm to the shadow realm Sent'm astrotravelling


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