Salon Quality Poirier


Early in Dustin Poirier's career his hair was in a buzzcut, but at some point he grew his hair a bit and added a little bit of style, saying that one advantage he has over his opponents is that his hair is "Salon Quality". UFC fans believe Poirier has performed better since receiving his new haircut, and have nicknamed the new iteration of Dustin "Salon Quality Poirier".


Dustin Poirier: "I'm a better boxer, I can scramble better, better Jui Jitsu, longer, faster, I can dance better, better looking, my hair is salon quality."


UFC Fight Night Calgary: Camino al Octágono



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MORE FIGHT WORDS

Can


A fighter who who is not very good, and puts up about as much fight as a tin can.


"His has seven wins, but they were all against cans. Tonight he will face his first real opponent."


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Swanging and Banging


A brawling fight exchange of heavy punches, but poor technique. Usually exciting for fans. May increase chances of a knockout.


Derrick Lewis (after a long hard win over Roy Nelson): "I don't care how tired I get, I'm just gonna keep on swangin and bangin."


Swangin’ and bangin’ on the menu for Lewis & Tuivasa at #UFC271 👊 | #Shorts

Derrick Lewis Swangin' & Bangin'



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Touch Butt In The Park


Conor McGregor posted videos of himself doing some atypical training in a park with his 'movement' coach Ido Portal. During a heated press conference for UFC 196, Nate Diaz made fun of this, coining a legendary phrase "Touch Butt In The Park"


Conor McGregor: "Who the hell do you train with? I'd slap the hell off your whole team, including you and your big brother!" Nate Diaz: "Your playing touch-butt with that Dork in the park (with the pony tail). And I'm the one who ain't got no training partners?"


UFC 196: Nate Diaz Says Conor McGregor Just Plays “Touch Butt;” Conor Says He’ll Eat Nate’s Carcass

Conor "touch butt" Mcgregor training with Artem and ponytail weirdo in the park



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Horsemeat


Alistair Overeem ate horsemeat as part of his diet while he was a UFC fighter. Fans speculate this is why Overeem had such a massive physique.


"I eat 6, 7, maybe 8 times a day. I like beef, beef is good for strength. Cow beef, horse beef, I like fish. Horse is a very good protein, better than beef." - Alistair Overeem


Alistair Overeem - Video Clip 04



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You Thought You Had A Friend Boy!


At the the UFC 202 weigh-in face off, Mike Perry offered a handshake to his opponent Hyun Gyu Lim, removing his hand at the last second and yelling "You Thought You Had a Friend Boy!". The phrase has become popular among fans.


Mike Perry yelling at Hyun Gyu Lim during their UFC 202 face-off: "You thought you had a friend boy!!!! Aghhhhhhhhh!"


You thought you had a friend boyyy!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAA



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Tito Ortiz Training Schedule


Titos amazing way with words.


I train six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, I'll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training.


How often is Tito Ortiz training?



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