Shadow Realm


The "Shadow Realm" is a place fighters go when they get knocked unconscious.


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By theconstantines Jun. 21st 2024




MORE FIGHT WORDS

Touch Butt In The Park


Conor McGregor posted videos of himself doing some atypical training in a park with his 'movement' coach Ido Portal. During a heated press conference for UFC 196, Nate Diaz made fun of this, coining a legendary phrase "Touch Butt In The Park"


Conor McGregor: "Who the hell do you train with? I'd slap the hell off your whole team, including you and your big brother!" Nate Diaz: "Your playing touch-butt with that Dork in the park (with the pony tail). And I'm the one who ain't got no training partners?"


UFC 196: Nate Diaz Says Conor McGregor Just Plays “Touch Butt;” Conor Says He’ll Eat Nate’s Carcass

Conor "touch butt" Mcgregor training with Artem and ponytail weirdo in the park



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By theconstantines Jun. 5th 2024




If he dies, he dies.


For situations when a fighter is losing very badly and appear to be taking damage with no chance of winning, and yet the referee does not stop the fight, the ref is assumed to be thinking "If he dies, he dies". Originally referring to referees Mario Yamasaki and Steve Mazzagati who are notorious for letting one-sided beatings go on too long.


3 Minutes of Mario Yamasaki Forgetting That He's The Guy Who's Supposed to Stop the Fight

3 Minutes of Steve Mazzagatti's Most Bonehead Calls



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It was super necessary


Jorge Masvidal answering a reporter's question about his two follow up punches after brutally ko’ing Ben Askren with a jumping knee. The punches were landed after the opponent was clearly knocked unconscious, much reminiscent of the flying bomb Dan Henderson landed on a stiffened Michael Bisping .


Jorge Masvidal explains why his punches to Ben Askren were 'very necessary'



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Joe Rogan vs Ice Spill


Between rounds of Melvin Guillard vs Ronys Torres at UFC 109, a bag of ice cubes broke inside the octagon spilling all over. Officials tried to hastily clean up the ice, but knocked over the collection bucket, re-spilling the ice several more times. Then they attempted to sweep the ice through the side fencing and nearly left ice in the cage before starting the next round. Joe Rogan was on commentary and hilariously made fun of the ice situation.


Joe Rogan: "Wow look at all the ice all over the octagon. Oh that's a problem, someone spilled ice in the octagon... (about the cleanup effort) they knocked the bucket over, three stooges, what are you freaks doing? Everybody's booing."


Joe Rogan vs The ICE Spill



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Training Against Bears


Khabib Nurmagomedov literally wrestled with bears when he was young. Nurmagomedov grew up in Dagestan, where as a nine year old boy, his father led him out towards the edge of the forest, where a bear cub was chained to a nearby tree. His dad then turned on a handheld camera, pointed it at his son, and ordered him to the wrestle the animal. Khabib, even at that young age displayed technique and heart.


Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Bear

KHABIB WRESTLING BEARS 2015 vs 2020 in DAGESTAN



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GADOOSH


A catchphrase of Former UFC fighter, and current podcaster, Brendan Schuab. GADOOSH refers to hitting someone with a very hard, powerful strike that knocks them down or out.


1. Gaethje Holloway was looking close until Gaethje got Gadooshed with one second left. 2.If you wanna see someone get gadooshed, watch the end of Brendan Schuab vs Roy Nelson.


Family Guy - Brian flexing

Brendan Schaub TOP KNOCKOUT LOSSES in UFC



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