Marketable


When a Women's MMA fighter is also attractive.


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MORE FIGHT WORDS

Joe Rogan vs Ice Spill


Between rounds of Melvin Guillard vs Ronys Torres at UFC 109, a bag of ice cubes broke inside the octagon spilling all over. Officials tried to hastily clean up the ice, but knocked over the collection bucket, re-spilling the ice several more times. Then they attempted to sweep the ice through the side fencing and nearly left ice in the cage before starting the next round. Joe Rogan was on commentary and hilariously made fun of the ice situation.


Joe Rogan: "Wow look at all the ice all over the octagon. Oh that's a problem, someone spilled ice in the octagon... (about the cleanup effort) they knocked the bucket over, three stooges, what are you freaks doing? Everybody's booing."


Joe Rogan vs The ICE Spill



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Sexy Wizard Bisping


Michael Bisping gave an interview in which they listed things he gives zero fucks about. One was Halloween, his response was along the lines of "Why would I care about halloween? Am I going to dress up as a sexy wizard? Zero fucks given" And now fans sometimes call him "Sexy Wizard Bisping".


Michael Bisping on a Sports Center Interview on whether he celebrates Halloween: "I'm a grown as man. I'm 37 years old. You think I'm dressing up as a Sexy Wizard or whatever the fuck it is?"


Sexy Wizard Bisping video 1



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209


209 is the telephone area code for Stockton, California, home of UFC fighters Nate and Nick Diaz. The brothers have expressed pride in being from Stockton and often yell "209!" at their opponents before and during fights.


Nate Diaz: "209 Motherfuckers!"(any situation)


Nate Diaz takes on Miami fans: '209, Motherf*****rs!”



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Swanging and Banging


A brawling fight exchange of heavy punches, but poor technique. Usually exciting for fans. May increase chances of a knockout.


Derrick Lewis (after a long hard win over Roy Nelson): "I don't care how tired I get, I'm just gonna keep on swangin and bangin."


Swangin’ and bangin’ on the menu for Lewis & Tuivasa at #UFC271 👊 | #Shorts

Derrick Lewis Swangin' & Bangin'



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Shadow Realm


The "Shadow Realm" is a place fighters go when they get knocked unconscious.


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Salon Quality Poirier


Early in Dustin Poirier's career his hair was in a buzzcut, but at some point he grew his hair a bit and added a little bit of style, saying that one advantage he has over his opponents is that his hair is "Salon Quality". UFC fans believe Poirier has performed better since receiving his new haircut, and have nicknamed the new iteration of Dustin "Salon Quality Poirier".


Dustin Poirier: "I'm a better boxer, I can scramble better, better Jui Jitsu, longer, faster, I can dance better, better looking, my hair is salon quality."


UFC Fight Night Calgary: Camino al Octágono



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