If he dies, he dies.


For situations when a fighter is losing very badly and appear to be taking damage with no chance of winning, and yet the referee does not stop the fight, the ref is assumed to be thinking "If he dies, he dies". Originally referring to referees Mario Yamasaki and Steve Mazzagati who are notorious for letting one-sided beatings go on too long.


3 Minutes of Mario Yamasaki Forgetting That He's The Guy Who's Supposed to Stop the Fight

3 Minutes of Steve Mazzagatti's Most Bonehead Calls



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MORE FIGHT WORDS

Shadow Realm


The "Shadow Realm" is a place fighters go when they get knocked unconscious.


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G.O.A.T.


"Greatest Of All Time" The GOAT is the best to ever do it. MMA fans debate over who is the GOAT. Common nominations include Jon Jones, Khabib Nurmagomedov and George St. Pierre. Fighters can also be a divisional GOAT, for example, Dominick Cruz is the men's bantamweight GOAT. Jokingly, Artem Lobov and other mediocre fighters are sometimes referred to as the GOAT.


UFC Fighters "Reveal" their MMA GOAT.....

WHY ARTEM LOBOV IS THE GOAT?



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GADOOSH


A catchphrase of Former UFC fighter, and current podcaster, Brendan Schuab. GADOOSH refers to hitting someone with a very hard, powerful strike that knocks them down or out.


1. Gaethje Holloway was looking close until Gaethje got Gadooshed with one second left. 2.If you wanna see someone get gadooshed, watch the end of Brendan Schuab vs Roy Nelson.


Family Guy - Brian flexing

Brendan Schaub TOP KNOCKOUT LOSSES in UFC



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He tried to feed a bus a carrot.


Chael Sonnen makes fun of the Brazillian Nogueira brothers. Sonnen claims the Nogiera brothers, new to America, had never seen a bus before and thought it was a horse, and thus tried to feed a carrot. The story has remained a favorite in MMA fandom.


"I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus that pulled up to a red light and Little Nog tried to feed it a carrot while Big Nog was petting it. He thought it was a horse. This really happened." - Chael Sonnen


Chael Sonnen - Nogueira Bus/Horse Incident [v3.0]

Big Nog on Chael Sonnen Saying He Fed a Bus a Carrot



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Ratfuck


"Ratfuck" is an insult often used by MMA fighter Mark Hunt to dismantle any juicy sluts that annoy him on twitter. Colloqioally, "Ratfuck" means someone who cheats in a dirty way.


On Twitter: Fabricio Werdum: "Daddy is going to knock you out again." Mark Hunt: "Daddy doesn't have a job anymore because daddy sticks needles in his stupid ass. Enjoy working at the petrol station u ratfuck"


3 Minutes of Mark Hunt Casually Sending Fighters to the Shadow Realm Then Proceeding with his Day



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Can


A fighter who who is not very good, and puts up about as much fight as a tin can.


"His has seven wins, but they were all against cans. Tonight he will face his first real opponent."


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