He tried to feed a bus a carrot.


Chael Sonnen makes fun of the Brazillian Nogueira brothers. Sonnen claims the Nogiera brothers, new to America, had never seen a bus before and thought it was a horse, and thus tried to feed a carrot. The story has remained a favorite in MMA fandom.


"I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus that pulled up to a red light and Little Nog tried to feed it a carrot while Big Nog was petting it. He thought it was a horse. This really happened." - Chael Sonnen


Chael Sonnen - Nogueira Bus/Horse Incident [v3.0]

Big Nog on Chael Sonnen Saying He Fed a Bus a Carrot



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MORE FIGHT WORDS

Who da fook is that guy?


"Who da fook is that guy?" is a line Conor McGregor said at the press conference for UFC 205. He said after Jeremy Stephens interrupted him. "Who da fook is that guy?" can be used to belittle or dismiss someone comically.


Reporter: Conor, who do you think would give you the hardest fight out of anyone on stage? Jeremy Stephens: Right Here! The real hardest hitting 145 pounder. This guy TKOs people, when I knock people out they don't fucking move! Conor McGregor: Who da fook is that guy?


Conor McGregor Who the fuck is that guy?!



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Tito Ortiz Training Schedule


Titos amazing way with words.


I train six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, I'll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training.


How often is Tito Ortiz training?



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It was super necessary


Jorge Masvidal answering a reporter's question about his two follow up punches after brutally ko’ing Ben Askren with a jumping knee. The punches were landed after the opponent was clearly knocked unconscious, much reminiscent of the flying bomb Dan Henderson landed on a stiffened Michael Bisping .


Jorge Masvidal explains why his punches to Ben Askren were 'very necessary'



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Bangkok Ready


Bangkok Ready means to be good at Muay Thai. Bangkok Thailand is the home of the martial art Muay Thai (Thai Kickboxing), and some of the best fighters in the world. To be "Bangkok Ready" is to be at such a high level of Muay Thai that you could go to Bangkok and compete with the best in the world. The phrase was made popular when Eddie Bravo told a story to Joe Rogan about an MMA fighter Gerald Strebendt who knew BJJ but then tried to master Muay Thai.


Eddie Bravo (on why he though Gerald Strebendt should try to use rappling instead of striking): "Because 6 months (of Muay Thai training)... I know he thinks he's Bangkok ready, but that's (only) 6 months (of training)."


"Bangkok Ready"



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GADOOSH


A catchphrase of Former UFC fighter, and current podcaster, Brendan Schuab. GADOOSH refers to hitting someone with a very hard, powerful strike that knocks them down or out.


1. Gaethje Holloway was looking close until Gaethje got Gadooshed with one second left. 2.If you wanna see someone get gadooshed, watch the end of Brendan Schuab vs Roy Nelson.


Family Guy - Brian flexing

Brendan Schaub TOP KNOCKOUT LOSSES in UFC



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Touch Butt In The Park


Conor McGregor posted videos of himself doing some atypical training in a park with his 'movement' coach Ido Portal. During a heated press conference for UFC 196, Nate Diaz made fun of this, coining a legendary phrase "Touch Butt In The Park"


Conor McGregor: "Who the hell do you train with? I'd slap the hell off your whole team, including you and your big brother!" Nate Diaz: "Your playing touch-butt with that Dork in the park (with the pony tail). And I'm the one who ain't got no training partners?"


UFC 196: Nate Diaz Says Conor McGregor Just Plays “Touch Butt;” Conor Says He’ll Eat Nate’s Carcass

Conor "touch butt" Mcgregor training with Artem and ponytail weirdo in the park



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