He tried to feed a bus a carrot.


Chael Sonnen makes fun of the Brazillian Nogueira brothers. Sonnen claims the Nogiera brothers, new to America, had never seen a bus before and thought it was a horse, and thus tried to feed a carrot. The story has remained a favorite in MMA fandom.


"I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus that pulled up to a red light and Little Nog tried to feed it a carrot while Big Nog was petting it. He thought it was a horse. This really happened." - Chael Sonnen


Chael Sonnen - Nogueira Bus/Horse Incident [v3.0]

Big Nog on Chael Sonnen Saying He Fed a Bus a Carrot



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MORE FIGHT WORDS

Tito Ortiz Training Schedule


Titos amazing way with words.


I train six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, I'll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training.


How often is Tito Ortiz training?



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Joe Rogan vs Ice Spill


Between rounds of Melvin Guillard vs Ronys Torres at UFC 109, a bag of ice cubes broke inside the octagon spilling all over. Officials tried to hastily clean up the ice, but knocked over the collection bucket, re-spilling the ice several more times. Then they attempted to sweep the ice through the side fencing and nearly left ice in the cage before starting the next round. Joe Rogan was on commentary and hilariously made fun of the ice situation.


Joe Rogan: "Wow look at all the ice all over the octagon. Oh that's a problem, someone spilled ice in the octagon... (about the cleanup effort) they knocked the bucket over, three stooges, what are you freaks doing? Everybody's booing."


Joe Rogan vs The ICE Spill



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Stockton Slap


A signature move of fighters Nick and Nate Diaz. The brothers often open hand slap their opponents during MMA fights, a move named after their hometown, Stockton, California.


(Nick Diaz slaps Carlos Condit during UFC 143 main event.) Joe Rogan: "We've never seen anybody do that to Carlos Condit before." Mike Goldberg: "That was the Stockton Slap."


STOCKTON SLAP BY DIAZ BROTHERS

Nick Diaz - Stockton Slap



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Synonyms for hitting or KO'ing an opponent


Cracked'm Merked'm Dinged'm Slept'm Whacked'm Crumbled'm Folded'm Deleted'm Melted'm Starched'm Faceplanted'm Nerfed'm Smashed'm Blasted'm Wasted'm Clocked'm Flatened'm Brained'm Folded'm Smoked'm Dented'm Sent'm to the shadow realm Sent'm astrotravelling


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Marketable


When a Women's MMA fighter is also attractive.


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